i hope you hit post limit
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
i wish i was cute so that i could take selfies and not want to kill myself
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
- waking up: haha fuck